Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Now You're Just Somebody I Use to Know

I know it's been a while but I have an excuse. I was too busy with the holiday and acing two courses.


Now on to the present.


Pros: I've had some revelations, I'm getting stuff on the right track, and I'm going skiing at the end of the month for the first time ever, then I'm turning 27 on Superbowl Sunday.


Cons: Dating, No one will want to do a thing with me on my birthday because it is Superbowl Sunday or even remember it, Guys, My ass is prob gonna hurt from falling so much while skiing, Boys


Now that you've got the good, you've got that bad, there you have THE FACTS OF LIFE!


I've had some male issues recently- and well the past 10 years to be completely honest- that have made me ponder why the bad dating karma. What on earth did I do in my past life to make the dating gods super pissed at me?


The only thing I came up with is maybe in a past life I was a female serial killer that went town to town cutting off guys testicals. I could see my current dating life sucking if I did that in a past life.


Touche' Karma. You have won the battle but not the war!


Now for an  onslaught of office music to listen to for every time you screwed over until you either get 1. a happy ever after or 2. a dog













One of my favorites:





My number ONE favorite: